Budget Alternatives to Meddling Kids

Alpha Guard $0.07 1G · Elf Employee When this creature enters, choose a letter. Rings a Bell $0.12 2UU · Enchantment As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters. Lavabrink Venturer $0.14 2W · Human Soldier As this creature enters, choose odd or even. Silverquill Silencer $0.16 WB · Human Cleric As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name. Keeper of the Sacred Word $0.17 2G · Human Druid As this creature enters, choose a word. Riders of Gavony $0.18 2WW · Human Knight Vigilance Monkey Monkey Monkey $0.22 3G · Monkey As this creature enters, choose a letter. Tainted Monkey $0.24 1B · Monkey {T}: Choose a word. Phyrexian Revoker $0.28 2 · Phyrexian Horror As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name. Council of the Absolute $0.29 2WU · Human Advisor As this creature enters, choose a noncreature, nonland card name. Clam Session $0.31 1UU · Clamfolk As this creature enters, choose a word. Anointed Peacekeeper $0.33 2W · Human Cleric Vigilance Reflector Mage $0.34 1WU · Human Wizard When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. Voidstone Gargoyle $0.36 3WW · Gargoyle Flying Pentarch Paladin $0.53 2WWW · Human Knight Flanking Nevermore $0.83 1WW · Enchantment As this enchantment enters, choose a nonland card name. Sanctum Prelate $1.39 1WW · Human Cleric As this creature enters, choose a number. Meddling Mage $1.82 WU · Human Wizard As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name.