Unhinged

"Ach! Hans, Run!" {2}{R}{R}{G}{G}

Aesthetic Consultation {B}

Ambiguity {2}{U}{U}

Ass Whuppin' {1}{W}{B}

Assquatch {4}{R}

City of Ass

Collector Protector {3}{W}{W}

Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature {4}{R}{R}

Drawn Together {2}{W}{W}

Form of the Squirrel {G}

Fraction Jackson {2}{G}

Gleemax {1000000}

Greater Morphling {6}{U}{U}

Letter Bomb {6}

Meddling Kids {2}{W}{U}

Mox Lotus {15}

Necro-Impotence {B}{B}{B}

Now I Know My ABC's {1}{U}{U}

R&D's Secret Lair

Rare-B-Gone {2}{B}{R}

Super Secret Tech {3}

Time Machine {5}

Uktabi Kong {5}{G}{G}{G}

World-Bottling Kit {5}

Zzzyxas's Abyss {1}{B}{B}

Atinlay Igpay {5}{W}

Bosom Buddy {3}{W}

Creature Guy {3}{G}

Deal Damage {2}{R}{R}

Elvish House Party {4}{G}{G}

Eye to Eye {2}{B}

Face to Face {1}{R}

First Come, First Served {1}{W}

Gluetius Maximus {3}{G}{G}

Granny's Payback {7}{G}

Head to Head {W}

Kill! Destroy! {1}{B}{B}

Ladies' Knight {3}{W}

Magical Hacker {1}{U}

Mana Screw {1}

Mise {U}

Mouth to Mouth {3}{U}

My First Tome {3}

Name Dropping {1}{G}

Persecute Artist {1}{B}{B}

Phyrexian Librarian {3}{B}

Pygmy Giant {1}{R}{R}

Question Elemental? {2}{U}{U}

Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug {3}{R}

Rod of Spanking {1}

Save Life {W}

Side to Side {2}{G}

Spell Counter {2}{U}{U}

Stone-Cold Basilisk {4}{G}

Symbol Status {2}{G}{G}

Togglodyte {3}

Toy Boat {3}

Urza's Hot Tub {2}

Working Stiff {1}{B}

Zombie Fanboy {2}{B}

Artful Looter {2}{U}

Bad Ass {2}{B}{B}

Bloodletter {2}{B}

Brushstroke Paintermage {3}{U}

Bursting Beebles {2}{U}

Cardpecker {1}{W}

Cheap Ass {1}{W}

Circle of Protection: Art {1}{W}

Double Header {3}{U}{U}

Dumb Ass {2}{R}

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) {2}{W}

Farewell to Arms {1}{B}{B}

Fascist Art Director {1}{W}{W}

Fat Ass {4}{G}

Flaccify {2}{U}

Framed! {1}{U}

Frazzled Editor {1}{R}

Goblin Mime {1}{R}

Goblin Secret Agent {2}{R}

Graphic Violence {2}{G}

Keeper of the Sacred Word {2}{G}

Land Aid '04 {G}{G}

Laughing Hyena {1}{G}

Little Girl {HW}

Loose Lips {U}

Man of Measure {1}{W}{W}

Mana Flair {1}{R}

Moniker Mage {2}{U}

Monkey Monkey Monkey {3}{G}

Mons's Goblin Waiters {R}

Mother of Goons {2}{B}

Number Crunch {2}{U}

Orcish Paratroopers {2}{R}

Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental {1}{G}{G}

Punctuate {3}{R}

Red-Hot Hottie {2}{R}{R}

Remodel {2}{G}

S.N.O.T. {G}

Sauté {1}{R}{R}

Shoe Tree {4}{G}

Smart Ass {2}{U}

Standing Army {2}{W}{W}

Stop That {B}

Supersize {1}{G}

Tainted Monkey {1}{B}

The Fallen Apart {2}{B}{B}

Touch and Go {3}{R}

Vile Bile {1}{B}

Wet Willie of the Damned {2}{B}{B}

When Fluffy Bunnies Attack {3}{B}

Wordmail {W}