Budget Alternatives to Skirk Fire Marshal

Bloodletter $0.11 2B · Zombie When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this cre... Conductor of Cacophony $0.16 3B · Demon This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Squallmonger $0.16 3G · Monger {2}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player. Volatile Rig $0.19 4 · Construct Trample Magma Phoenix $0.21 3RR · Phoenix Flying Magma Giant $0.21 5RR · Giant When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. Bloodfire Colossus $0.23 6RR · Giant {R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 6 damage to each creature and each player. Hammerfist Giant $0.24 4RR · Giant Warrior {T}: This creature deals 4 damage to each creature without flying and each player. Warmonger $0.26 3R · Minotaur Monger {2}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying and each player. Krazy Kow $0.31 3R · Cow At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Crypt Rats $0.41 2B · Rat {X}: This creature deals X damage to each creature and each player. Infected Vermin $0.41 2B · Rat {2}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. Plague Spitter $0.52 2B · Phyrexian Horror At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. Pestilence Demon $0.58 5BBB · Demon Flying Thrashing Wumpus $0.82 3BB · Beast {B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. Subterranean Spirit $0.92 3RR · Elemental Spirit Protection from red