Rattleback Apothecary

Deathtouch

Whenever you commit a crime, target creature you control gains your choice of menace or lifelink until end of turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

*"Looking for a little liquid courage? I also stock liquid murder, if that's what you're after."*

Power/Toughness: 3/2