Budget Alternatives to Mortal Flesh Is Weak

Rot Like the Scum You Are $0.23 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, create a 2/2 green Ooze creature token, then put a number of ... When Will You Learn? $0.27 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent exiles the top card of their library. Your Nightmares Are Delicious $0.28 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent who has more than five cards in hand discards c... You Exist Only to Amuse $0.29 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, choose one. Your Mistake Is My Triumph $0.36 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, each player mills three cards. Your Plans Mean Nothing $0.48 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, any number of target players each discard their hands. You Are Unworthy of Mercy $0.49 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice. I Delight in Your Convulsions $0.63 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent loses 3 life. Every Dream a Nightmare $0.99 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent discards a card. Pay Tribute to Me $1.56 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. For Each of You, a Gift $1.71 Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token t...