Budget Alternatives to Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11

Prairie Dog $0.06 1W · Squirrel Lifelink Caradora, Heart of Alacria $0.20 2GW · Human Knight When Caradora enters, you may search your library for a Mount or Vehicle card, reveal it, put it ... Mowu, Loyal Companion $0.25 3G · Dog Vigilance, trample Zabaz, the Glimmerwasp $0.27 1 · Insect Modular 1 Winding Constrictor $0.27 BG · Snake If one or more counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one o... Michelangelo, Mutant BFF $0.28 2GG · Mutant Ninja Turtle Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. Simic Ascendancy $0.35 GU · Enchantment {1}{G}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Vizier of Remedies $0.37 1W · Human Cleric If one or more -1/-1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many -1/-1 counters mi... Conclave Mentor $0.53 GW · Centaur Cleric If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 co... Corpsejack Menace $0.85 2BG · Fungus If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 count... High Score $1.09 2G · Enchantment If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 co... Loading Zone $1.56 3G · Enchantment If one or more counters would be put on a creature, Spacecraft, or Planet you control, twice that...