Budget Alternatives to Maddening Cacophony

Expel the Unworthy $0.05 1W · Sorcery Kicker {2}{W} Phyrexian Espionage $0.07 2U · Sorcery Kicker {1}{B} Field Research $0.08 2U · Sorcery Kicker {2}{U} Probe $0.10 2U · Sorcery Kicker {1}{B} Bold Defense $0.10 2W · Instant Kicker {3}{W} Waste Management $0.13 2B · Instant Kicker {3}{B} Deepmuck Desperado $0.17 2U · Homarid Mercenary Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. Divine Resilience $0.25 W · Instant Kicker {2}{W} Scourge of the Skyclaves $0.52 1B · Demon Kicker {4}{B} Grasping Tentacles $0.58 1UB · Sorcery Target opponent mills eight cards. Lord Xander, the Collector $1.18 4UBR · Vampire Demon Noble When Lord Xander enters, target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded down. Increasing Confusion $1.29 XU · Sorcery Target player mills X cards. Fleet Swallower $1.30 5UU · Fish Whenever this creature attacks, target player mills half their library, rounded up. Folio of Fancies $1.45 1U · Artifact Players have no maximum hand size. Cut Your Losses $1.49 4UU · Sorcery Casualty 2 Mega Flare $1.56 2R · Sorcery Kicker {3}{R}{R}