Budget Alternatives to Last Laugh

Goblin Boom Keg $0.05 4 · Artifact At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact. Blockbuster $0.10 3RR · Enchantment {1}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 3 damage to each tapped creature and each player. Bloodletter $0.11 2B · Zombie When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this cre... Volatile Rig $0.19 4 · Construct Trample Bloodfire Colossus $0.23 6RR · Giant {R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 6 damage to each creature and each player. Festering Evil $0.24 3BB · Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. Screams of the Damned $0.27 3BB · Enchantment {1}{B}, Exile a card from your graveyard: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and ea... Krazy Kow $0.31 3R · Cow At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Magnetic Mine $0.36 4 · Artifact Whenever another artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 dam... Dingus Egg $0.45 4 · Artifact Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to tha... Pestilence $0.51 2BB · Enchantment At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantm... Plague Spitter $0.52 2B · Phyrexian Horror At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. Volcanic Eruption $0.53 XUUU · Sorcery Destroy X target Mountains. Syr Konrad, the Grim $0.57 3BB · Human Knight Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other th... Sardian Avenger $1.81 1R · Goblin Warrior First strike, trample