Budget Alternatives to Floral Spuzzem

Laccolith Grunt $0.04 2R · Beast Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target ... Rust Scarab $0.09 4G · Insect Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment defending ... Goblin Vandal $0.11 R · Goblin Rogue Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may pay {R}. Laccolith Whelp $0.11 R · Beast Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target ... Dwarven Vigilantes $0.12 2R · Dwarf Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power ... Zealot il-Vec $0.15 2W · Human Rebel Shadow Stromgald Spy $0.16 3B · Human Rogue Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may have defending player play with their h... Laccolith Warrior $0.16 2RR · Beast Warrior Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target ... Goblin Grenadiers $0.24 3R · Goblin Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may sacrifice it. Laccolith Titan $0.36 5RR · Beast Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target ... Ophidian $0.42 2U · Snake Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may draw a card. Keeper of Tresserhorn $0.60 5B · Avatar Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it assigns no combat damage this turn and defen... Rysorian Badger $0.75 2G · Badger Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may exile up to two target creature cards f... Caustic Wasps $0.91 2G · Insect Flying Kukemssa Pirates $1.82 3U · Human Pirate Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may gain control of target artifact defendi... Pygmy Hippo $1.85 GU · Hippo Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may have defending player activate a mana a...