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Non-Human Cannonball $0.13 Non-Human Cannonball Similar effect 2R · Clown Robot When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. Big Boa Constrictor $0.11 Big Boa Constrictor Similar effect 3B · Snake When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Numbing Jellyfish $0.13 Numbing Jellyfish Similar effect 3U · Jellyfish When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Garbage Elemental $0.47 Garbage Elemental Similar effect 4R · Elemental Cascade Adorable Kitten $0.19 Adorable Kitten Similar effect W · Cat When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Feisty Stegosaurus $0.09 Feisty Stegosaurus Similar effect 4R · Dinosaur When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Mother Kangaroo $0.08 Mother Kangaroo Similar effect 4G · Kangaroo When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp $0.17 Jumbo Imp Similar effect 2B · Imp Flying Temp of the Damned $0.17 Temp of the Damned Similar effect 2B · Zombie As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Barbed Servitor $0.35 Barbed Servitor Similar effect 3B · Construct Indestructible Territorial Aetherkite $0.14 Territorial Aetherkite Similar effect 4RR · Cat Dragon Flying, haste Menacing Ogre $0.10 Menacing Ogre Similar effect 3RR · Ogre Trample, haste Hammer Jammer $0.15 Hammer Jammer Similar effect 3R · Goblin Warrior As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker $0.16 Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker Similar effect 3U · Vedalken Guest As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Retriever Phoenix $0.13 Retriever Phoenix Similar effect 3R · Phoenix Flying, haste Thundermaw Hellkite $2.66 Thundermaw Hellkite Similar effect 3RR · Dragon Flying Realm-Scorcher Hellkite $0.43 Realm-Scorcher Hellkite Similar effect 4RR · Dragon Bargain Filthy Cur $0.05 Filthy Cur Similar effect 1B · Dog Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you lose that much life. Hunted Dragon $0.68 Hunted Dragon Similar effect 3RR · Dragon Flying, haste Swiftgear Drake $0.06 Swiftgear Drake Similar effect 5 · Drake Flying, haste

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Non-Human Cannonball Non-Human Cannonball $0.13 Barbed Servitor Barbed Servitor $0.35 Territorial Aetherkite Territorial Aetherkite $0.14 Menacing Ogre Menacing Ogre $0.10 Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker $0.16 Retriever Phoenix Retriever Phoenix $0.13 Thundermaw Hellkite Thundermaw Hellkite $2.66 Realm-Scorcher Hellkite Realm-Scorcher Hellkite $0.43 Filthy Cur Filthy Cur $0.05 Hunted Dragon Hunted Dragon $0.68 Swiftgear Drake Swiftgear Drake $0.06

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Barbed Servitor Barbed Servitor $0.35 Retriever Phoenix Retriever Phoenix $0.13 Thundermaw Hellkite Thundermaw Hellkite $2.66 Realm-Scorcher Hellkite Realm-Scorcher Hellkite $0.43 Hunted Dragon Hunted Dragon $0.68 Swiftgear Drake Swiftgear Drake $0.06

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Barbed Servitor Barbed Servitor $0.35 Retriever Phoenix Retriever Phoenix $0.13 Realm-Scorcher Hellkite Realm-Scorcher Hellkite $0.43 Swiftgear Drake Swiftgear Drake $0.06

Standard-Legal Alternatives to Dissatisfied Customer

Barbed Servitor Barbed Servitor $0.35 Realm-Scorcher Hellkite Realm-Scorcher Hellkite $0.43

Pauper-Legal Alternatives to Dissatisfied Customer

Non-Human Cannonball Non-Human Cannonball $0.13 Filthy Cur Filthy Cur $0.05 Swiftgear Drake Swiftgear Drake $0.06

Legacy-Legal Alternatives to Dissatisfied Customer

Non-Human Cannonball Non-Human Cannonball $0.13 Barbed Servitor Barbed Servitor $0.35 Territorial Aetherkite Territorial Aetherkite $0.14 Menacing Ogre Menacing Ogre $0.10 Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker $0.16 Retriever Phoenix Retriever Phoenix $0.13 Thundermaw Hellkite Thundermaw Hellkite $2.66 Realm-Scorcher Hellkite Realm-Scorcher Hellkite $0.43 Filthy Cur Filthy Cur $0.05 Hunted Dragon Hunted Dragon $0.68 Swiftgear Drake Swiftgear Drake $0.06
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