I know that all of this may be hard to swallow or even believe, but it’s true. You really do have an amazing opportunity here.
Hang on a second. Don’t take my word for it (We all can agree that I am a bit biased here).
People like the book so much that they are writing in to us to tell us how it impacted them! I couldn't believe that they were actually writing to us to thank us for the book!
Don't worry, I even checked our finances to make sure that nobody paid these guys to say anything to us. Speaking of things we paid for, I still have to look into those "R&D" expenses that were paid out to Pizza Hut. Something tells me that they weren't using that money to test new card ideas...
Tim W. from Wisconsin: "This book is an excellent book for Magic players of every skill level; at once a good introduction to Magic, a thorough refresher, and mostly, a reminder that we all play the game because it is fun!"
Laurel from Colorado: "It was well-organized and offered a lot of insight for someone who is new to the ideas in Magic."
What’s That You Say?
You are winning more and more games?
Your new decks just seem to work right off the bat?
Your friends envy your newfound understanding of Magic?
Women are nearly knocking your door down to get a peek at the man who creates such irresistible decks? OK, fine. That one probably won’t happen. You never know though. If it does, we definitely need you to write in.
That’s just what happens when you get The Casual Planeswalker’s Guide to Deckbuilding!
We are so sure, that we will back you up with our legendary The Casual Planeswalker ultimate guarantee.
It means that you will be 100% satisfied with our book and your service or you will receive your money back.
It means that your playgroup better be jealous of the newfound skills you have, or we want you to have your money back!
If you didn’t need our book, we won’t hassle you or bother you with silly “RMA” policies or runaround.
This product is who we are, and we stand behind it and your satisfaction to the tune of 100%.
Speaking of things you need…
They say you can’t get something for nothing, but I live to defy.
The Casual Planeswalker’s Ultimate Guide to Deckbuilding contains all sorts of useful things, like the Decklist Checklist.
What could such a product even be?
Is it a psychic monkey that throws bananas at you when you are about to make a mistake with your decklist?
Did I mention that this little sheet can turn a [future] frown upside down with ease?
How does it possibly do it?
Well, using The Casual Planeswalker’s patented** checkmark technology (apparently the monkey idea got scrapped in R&D after the primates repeatedly tossed fecal matter at the product testers), we have created a list of essentials for ANY deck that you create!
By using TCP’s revolutionary checkmark technology (pencil not included), you can give your deck a once-over using this sheet to ensure that everything is in working order!
So the real question at this point is...
With all this information and having it presented so well (and beautifully I might add) right at your mouse pointer, what is holding you back?
Becoming a member of The Casual Planeswalker family is more than a book.
It’s a way of life that we want to share with you.
Real quick - I want to let you know about our 100% guarantee:
If your playgroup and friends aren't JEALOUS of your new-found deck building skills, I will personally refund every penny, no questions asked!
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PS: There really is no risk here. If your mother looks at the cover and sees our mascot’s hoodie to be offensive, then your money is on its way back (It is a nice hoodie purchased through a reputable imaginary clothier, and we promise it’s not imaginary gang paraphernalia).
PPS: I’m still up for ideas making the psychic monkey thing work if you have any. I think we are on to something here.
PPPS: You better not have just scrolled down to the bottom of the page just now without reading it! There was some free stuff in there, and I would be bummed if you didn’t at least get that!
**No, we didn’t patent the checkmark. If you thought I was serious, I apologize- I also think you are silly and probably wear a silly hat.